Emma writes:
Hey Luke, Very interesting and long-overdue profile last week in the JJ, even though the writer didn’t dig deep enough into Luke’s love life under the watchful eyes of God. Also, your stylist could have brought a comb and suggested a sharp Italian suit instead of the shapeless golf shirt. Didn’t someone publish a photo montage once, comparing your look before and after converting to Judaism? From dark and handsome crooner on your headshots for Hollywood to tourist in soft shorts and white socks… It was very funny. Is there some truth to it? I hope that you revive the old look when you go out on dates with strange women.
…I’m sorry to hear about these tough times in sentimental and sexual wilderness. You would think that all the attention would bring you dates, or at least, some fan mail from female readers, poems, vegan cookies slipped into your mailbox etc. I wonder how Google has changed your love life. I mean, how many women have googled you and found out all about you, including crude photo montages and photos of Holly and the others and given up prematurely.
