I Have More Friends In Porn Than In Torah

Whenever I wanted to catch a ride to Las Vegas for the Adult Entertainment Expo, it was never a problem. I always had several rides to choose from. There were always people I could stay with at various hotels on the strip for the convention. There were even attractive young women who wanted to sleep with me.

But I can’t find anyone who wants to give me a ride to LimmudLA.

I am truly a loser.

I have a bad case of Premature LimmudLA Anxiety.

Make it a crime to be lonely or sad.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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