What Is Eye-Patch Underwear?

Apparently it helped cause the moral breakdown of a conservative Republican state assemblyman.

One source says: "It is underwear made from an eyepatch. It is typically worn with a parrot on the shoulder and a prosthetic leg."

Comte says: "I’m guessing it refers to mini thong-type panties that have about the same amount of coverage area as a typical pirate’s eye patch."

Feel free to discuss on my live cam.

Charles Dore: looks good on her, but looks better on YOU!

Minne posts: "Think of a patch of fabric, about 2" triangle, with three strings on it."

Whatever eye-patch underwear is, I think it’s disgusting and I hope the RCC bans it. There’s no place in Orthodox Judaism — or any God-fearing home — for eye-patch underwear.

Diogenes writes: "I think it’s underwear that is so tiny that you lift your eyepatch to stare at it with BOTH eyes."

Donald writes: "This is merely the logical result of years of unhealthy sexual self-repression, as aging, holier-than-thou Republicans hit mid-life and suddenly realize what they’ve been missing, tap into their inner teenaged slutpuppy, and seek to make up for lost time by humping anything that moves."

A source says: "A string bikini where there is only a little patch of fabric to cover up the actual lips of the…"

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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