Category Archives: Mexicans

A Day Without A Mexican

Luke: “Are there any good beaches in LA where there are no Mexicans?” Friend: “No.” Luke: “I don’t like to see them wading into the ocean with their shirts on. All I want is a day without a Mexican.” Friend: … Continue reading

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LAT: ‘You’re just there, trapped’: Why one Mexican woman decided to ‘self-deport,’ long before Trump’

Everything that made her self-deport, I think we should do at ten times the intensity so that more illegals self-deport. Still, many will argue that it is a real shame that such a beautiful and talented woman is no longer … Continue reading

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The Past As Prologue: Mexican Repatriation

From Wikipedia: The Mexican Repatriation was the mass deportation of ½-2 million people from the United States to Mexico between 1929 and 1936.[1][2] Widely blamed for exacerbating the overall economic downturn,[3] Mexicans were further targeted because of “the proximity of … Continue reading

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It’s never too late to have a Quinceañera!

What's the nicest way to explain to a Mexer that you can't eat her vegan shepherd's pie? — (((Luke Ford))) (@lukeford) April 14, 2017 Asked Mexer what her favorite narco ballad was and she said not all Mexers are drug … Continue reading

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I’m As Happy As A Mexican On Cesar Chavez Day

Mexican: “You Jews get ten days of holidays a year, we get one.” Luke: “You are humble people.” Mexican: “Shut up.” Mexican on Cesar Chavez Day: “I’m so bored!” Luke: “Maybe you could read on Google about Cesar Chavez.” Mexican: … Continue reading

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