Category Archives: Satire

Lone Gunman Envied By Married Gunman

Report: LOS ANGELES—If you ask Dale Henderson, a local assassin who celebrated his eighth wedding anniversary last month, lone gunman John Kingsley has no idea how good he has it. Able to stay out as late as he wants holding … Continue reading

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Go-Getter Eliminates Two Steps From Grieving Process

Report: "CORNING, CA—Management consultant and recent widower Greg Pier successfully cut his grieving time by more than a third Friday by eliminating bargaining and depression from the mourning process following the death of his wife. "After three days in denial … Continue reading

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Entire Blogosphere Stunned By Blogger’s Special Weekend Post

Report: "NEW YORK—In what is being called a seminal moment in Internet history, a rare weekend post by 25-year-old blogger Ben Tiedemann on his website bentiedemanntellsall.blogspot.com rocked the 50 million-member blogosphere this Saturday. The landmark post, which updated nearly every … Continue reading

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Study: Casual Sex Only Rewarding For First Few Decades

From The Jewish Press: ARLINGTON, VA—An alarming new study published in Jewish Action reveals that casual sex, the practice of engaging in frequent, spontaneous sexual encounters with new and exciting partners, may only provide unimaginable pleasure and heart-pounding exhilaration for, … Continue reading

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JTS Refinds Its Spirituality In 2007 Rabbinic Graduation Ceremony

Jewish Theological Seminary Chancellor Arnie Eisen and provost Jack Wertheimer cut loose with a new graduate. The grads this year had an uneven commitment to Torah. JTS demonstrates a more inclusive attitude towards gay rabbis. JTS dropped its dress code … Continue reading

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