Who’s The Best West LA Rabbi For A Bar Mitzvah?

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* In the Brentwood, Beverly Hills neighborhoods of Los Angeles the most popular Rabbi for Bar Bat Mitzvahs and increasing rare weddings is an ethnic Chinese lesbian Rabbi married to a black American Muslim convert who attends the events as the Rebbitzen.

A favorite full in the blanks speech for the Bar Bat Mitzvah kids is a convuluted mess trying to prove that the biblical command to kill men “who lay with other men as a man lays with a woman” doesn’t really mean what it says.

The liberal Rabbis are working on finding something in the Hebrew bible proving that G d approved transsexual operations and hormone treatment.

As long as the liberals concentrate on trans gender they won’t concentrate for the next item on their agenda, decriminalizing pedophilia and reducing the age of consent to age 5.

* “Goy” is not a term of contempt. It just means “people” or “nation”, and it can refer to Jews too. For example in Genesis 12:2, where God promises Abraham,

“And I will make of thee a great nation”

“nation” corresponds to “goy” in the original Hebrew.

If “goy” is ever used pejoratively, that is only a reflection of the speaker’s attitude. Same as “bagpipe player” is only pejorative if the speaker dislikes the sound of bagpipes.

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