{"id":994,"date":"2007-10-24T13:09:27","date_gmt":"2007-10-24T19:57:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=994"},"modified":"2007-12-05T18:11:06","modified_gmt":"2007-12-06T00:59:06","slug":"etz-chaim-hee-as-the-ex-used-to-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=994","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Etz Chaim Hee&#8217; As The Ex Used To Say"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was preparing a beautiful homily Tuesday night for the short alcohol-soaked life of my Malibu ex when she IM&#8217;d me.<\/p>\n<p>It was a beautiful opportunity to share with her my message of hope.<\/p>\n<p>hollyrandall (9:13:41 PM): so are you really leaving us?<br \/>\nLuzdedos1 (9:14:13 PM): yes<br \/>\nhollyrandall (9:14:32 PM): what prompted this decision?<br \/>\nLuzdedos1 (9:15:15 PM): &#8230;gave me an ultimatum<br \/>\nhollyrandall (9:16:42 PM): whoa<br \/>\nLuzdedos1 (9:17:08 PM): frankly, i am glad<br \/>\nhollyrandall (9:17:07 PM): me too<br \/>\nhollyrandall (9:17:13 PM): i&#8217;m glad you&#8217;re doing it \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nhollyrandall (9:17:21 PM): i think you&#8217;ll find yourself much happier<br \/>\nhollyrandall (9:17:31 PM): you know i&#8217;ve urged you to get out<br \/>\nhollyrandall (9:19:12 PM): well it makes sense that he feels you should not be making a living on porn advertising<br \/>\nLuzdedos1 (9:19:33 PM): yes<br \/>\nLuzdedos1 (9:20:15 PM): what&#8217;s new with you?<br \/>\nhollyrandall (9:20:10 PM): survived the fires<br \/>\nLuzdedos1 (9:20:38 PM): i was wondering about that<br \/>\nLuzdedos1 (9:20:50 PM): I was preparing a beautiful funeral speech for you<br \/>\nhollyrandall (9:20:42 PM): haha<br \/>\nhollyrandall (9:23:33 PM): seriously it got very close&#8211; super scary<br \/>\nLuzdedos1 (9:24:05 PM): oy<br \/>\nhollyrandall (9:24:09 PM):   do you have another form of income?<br \/>\nhollyrandall (9:24:15 PM):   getting back to you<br \/>\nLuzdedos1 (9:24:57 PM): lukeford.net and revver etc, i&#8217;m close to a $1000 a month<br \/>\nhollyrandall (9:25:23 PM):   and how much is your rent?<br \/>\nhollyrandall (9:25:34 PM):   it doesn&#8217;t seem like you had a lot of extra cash flow<br \/>\nLuzdedos1 (9:26:29 PM): I don&#8217;t have to get a job this week but soon<br \/>\nhollyrandall (9:26:18 PM):   wow that&#8217;s cutting it close<br \/>\nhollyrandall (9:26:30 PM):   what kind of job are you going to look for?<br \/>\nLuzdedos1 (9:27:07 PM): just checking craigslist and journalismjobs.com for stuff I&#8217;d like, otherwise secretarial<br \/>\nhollyrandall (9:27:10 PM):   wow a real job<br \/>\nLuzdedos1 (9:28:19 PM): I&#8217;m kinda looking forward to it, floundering for a while as i usually do, and eventually finding a niche with a job i like<br \/>\nhollyrandall (9:28:43 PM):   it&#8217;ll be good to have a solid routine<br \/>\nhollyrandall (9:28:53 PM):   hell, you might even meet new people! \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\nLuzdedos1 (9:29:22 PM): exactly, i&#8217;m very horny<br \/>\nhollyrandall (9:29:49 PM):   now we get to the bottom of the REAL reason<br \/>\nhollyrandall (9:30:02 PM):   honestly i hope you really go through with this and don&#8217;t come back<br \/>\nhollyrandall (9:30:08 PM):   i think you will be much happier<br \/>\nhollyrandall (9:30:12 PM):   i&#8217;m proud of you<br \/>\nLuzdedos1 (9:30:33 PM): thank you!<br \/>\nhollyrandall (9:30:24 PM):   leave us to burn in hell, you deserve better \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\nLuzdedos1 (9:30:41 PM): I agree<br \/>\nLuzdedos1 (9:32:11 PM): reading any good books?<br \/>\nhollyrandall (9:32:08 PM):   i&#8217;m reading blue shoes and happiness<br \/>\nhollyrandall (9:32:13 PM):   it&#8217;s a south african book<br \/>\nhollyrandall (9:32:20 PM):   my mom loves the author<br \/>\nhollyrandall (9:32:22 PM):   it&#8217;s cute so far<br \/>\nLuzdedos1 (9:35:37 PM): how close did the fires get to your parents place?<br \/>\nhollyrandall (9:37:05 PM):   just over the ridge<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was preparing a beautiful homily Tuesday night for the short alcohol-soaked life of my Malibu ex when she IM&#8217;d me. 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