{"id":99126,"date":"2016-06-21T09:42:36","date_gmt":"2016-06-21T17:42:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=99126"},"modified":"2016-06-21T09:42:36","modified_gmt":"2016-06-21T17:42:36","slug":"talking-to-children-is-good-practice-for-talking-to-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=99126","title":{"rendered":"Talking To Children Is Good Practice For Talking To Women"},"content":{"rendered":"

From the Chateau<\/a>:<\/p>\n

There\u2019s another way the behavior of children holds the key to successfully flirting with grown women. The conversation style that elicits peals of joy from children is pretty similar to the conversation style that elicits squeals of arousal from women.<\/p>\n

Allow me. When you talk to a kid, they will react in one of two ways: escalating excitement, or boredom. Kids don\u2019t have a \u201cneutral listening gear\u201d like adult men do. When a kid is excited, he\u2019ll show it. When he\u2019s bored, ditto. And there\u2019s no faster way to bore a kid than indulging in long-winded, detail-oriented replies to the myriad questions with which kids love to bombard adults. It\u2019s not that kids don\u2019t want answers to their burning questions; it\u2019s that they don\u2019t want dry answers that aren\u2019t painted with the brute force rhetoric of the primary colors.<\/p>\n

Kids expect short answers because kids have underdeveloped attention spans and a hunger for amusement. Just like women. Therefore, kids, (just like women), will zone out on long explanations. And they will positively engage with pithy, sarcastic jibes that merely brush with a sufficient answer to the questions.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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