{"id":98843,"date":"2016-06-17T17:06:09","date_gmt":"2016-06-18T01:06:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=98843"},"modified":"2016-06-17T17:06:09","modified_gmt":"2016-06-18T01:06:09","slug":"old-married-couple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=98843","title":{"rendered":"Old Married Couple"},"content":{"rendered":"

This old married couple is in bed. The wife feels her husband’s hand on her neck and then it travels down her shoulder and over her chest and finally down to her thighs, where it stops.<\/p>\n

“Why you stop?” asks the wife.<\/p>\n

Husband says: “Because I found the remote.” <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This old married couple is in bed. The wife feels her husband’s hand on her neck and then it travels down her shoulder and over her chest and finally down to her thighs, where it stops. “Why you stop?” asks … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[619],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-98843","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marriage"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t