Most of my addictions feel related to my unwillingness to grow up and take on adult responsibility. I prefer the easy way out.<\/p>\n
Certain people, umm like me, just develop the mentality that others will take care of them.<\/p>\n
Many parents modify their wills to take care of their loser kids who won’t care for themselves and leave zero dollars to successful kids. I understand the allure of under-functioning and relying on others to over-function and take care of me. <\/p>\n
* Friend who mocks the Alexander Technique tweaked his neck moving stuff. Wanted to say to him, “Shame you don’t know the Technique, bro.”<\/p>\n
* Luke proclaims: “I don’t judge!”
\nFriend: “You don’t care.”<\/p>\n
* I hate it when the cool kids find me uncool. I talk too much and give myself away. <\/p>\n
* I’m helpless before my willful need to hunt people down to hear my jokes. My name is Omar, I go to gay bar, I have AR-15, Allahu Akbar (not even my joke).<\/p>\n
* When you’re making out with a girl for the first time and she asks, “What are you looking for?” What do you say? Asking for a friend.<\/p>\n
Ragged: @lukeford is that what she means?–in life? So hot that she asked you that. I’d say: “a sovereign white nation state.”<\/p>\n
* With the time I saved by color coding my keys, I’ve become fluent in Pashtun.<\/p>\n
* That vegan nut lasagna in my fridge from Shuvuot is screaming my name!<\/p>\n
* AsianConservativeMan \u200f@aconman_ Jun 15:
\nTop retorts to any Trump policy:
\n\u2022 it goes against our values
\n\u2022 it’s not who we are
\n\u2022 we’re better than that
\n\u2022 are you kidding me
\n\u2022 just wow<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Most of my addictions feel related to my unwillingness to grow up and take on adult responsibility. I prefer the easy way out. Certain people, umm like me, just develop the mentality that others will take care of them. Many … Continue reading