{"id":98582,"date":"2016-06-10T12:43:29","date_gmt":"2016-06-10T20:43:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=98582"},"modified":"2016-06-10T12:43:29","modified_gmt":"2016-06-10T20:43:29","slug":"the-sad-squeaks-of-an-aging-starlets-rationalization-hamster-spinning-its-final-wheel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=98582","title":{"rendered":"The Sad Squeaks Of An Aging Starlet\u2019s Rationalization Hamster Spinning Its Final Wheel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"https:\/\/heartiste.wordpress.com\/2016\/06\/10\/the-sad-squeaks-of-an-aging-starlets-rationalization-hamster-spinning-its-final-wheel\/\">From the Chateau<\/a>: Sharon Stone is a long way from her star turn in the movie Basic Instinct as a femme fatale who flashes her vaj during an interrogation. Thirty years on, paying audiences don&#8217;t want to see her vagina anymore. And, if the bitterness and sour grapes that drip f<a href=\"http:\/\/m.etonline.com\/news\/190029_sharon_stone_is_not_interested_dating_doesn_t_want_sex_with_a_stranger\/\">rom this recent interview<\/a> with Stone are any indication, not many quality men in her real life want to see her vagina either.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>After two divorces and decades in the business, Sharon Stone isn&#8217;t looking for a casual romance.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>How convenient.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The 58-year-old actress opened up to <em><a class=\"mainlink\" href=\"http:\/\/www.aarp.org\/entertainment\/movies-for-grownups\/info-2016\/sharon-stone-jane-fonda-alfre-woodard.html\" target=\"_BLANK\">AARP<\/a><\/em> magazine about the effects of aging on both her personal and professional life.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Obviously it&#8217;s pretty easy to get a date,&#8221; she said. &#8220;But to me, my life is so full. I don&#8217;t want to take time out to just go on a date, or to just have sex with a stranger.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Translating from the hamsterese: &#8220;There&#8217;s a whole world between &#8216;sex with a stranger&#8217; and involuntary solitude, but I can&#8217;t access it because obviously it&#8217;s pretty hard to get a date with a man who doesn&#8217;t eat his own boogers as a woman over 50.&#8221;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;At this point, I get more satisfaction &#8211; physically, spiritually, emotionally &#8211; from a smile, a laugh, a warm conversation or a really sexy look,&#8221; she told the magazine. &#8220;You know the way a man can look at you? Where you know he really sees you? I don&#8217;t want to be with someone unless it&#8217;s like that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>The above is what age-related low libido looks like in words.<\/p>\n<p>The aging beauty claims to seek romantic perfection as an ego emollient to avoid the crushing reality that imperfect romance isn&#8217;t even an option for her anymore.<\/p>\n<p>Why pick on Sharon? Isn&#8217;t her personal torment enough punishment? The problem is that, unlike most aging women who must nurse their fantasies and shill their platitudes in private or to a small audience of immediate family and close friends who know better, Stone has a public platform to spread her lies to impressionable younger women who can&#8217;t see through the bravado to the sexual market rejection hurt underneath. At the margins, some younger women could be convinced, to their detriment, by Stone&#8217;s false pride that playing the field until late middle age is a viable route to life happiness, instead of what it really will be: a big mistake.<\/p>\n<p>Making an example of Stone is a lesson for the others to avoid the same lonely fate. Prime fertility women need to know with the utmost seriousness that it will NOT be easy for them to get a date at age 58, with ANY man, and an old lady saying otherwise is blowing smoke up their skirts. Platitudes are cute when no one really believes them, but they&#8217;re downright malevolent when asserted with righteous authority as truth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the Chateau: Sharon Stone is a long way from her star turn in the movie Basic Instinct as a femme fatale who flashes her vaj during an interrogation. 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