{"id":983,"date":"2007-10-23T13:10:31","date_gmt":"2007-10-23T19:58:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=983"},"modified":"2007-12-05T18:35:04","modified_gmt":"2007-12-06T01:23:04","slug":"seen-heard-during-shabbat-in-pico-robertson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=983","title":{"rendered":"Seen & Heard During Shabbat In Pico-Robertson"},"content":{"rendered":"

"If I had known [Shabbos dinner] was so close, I would’ve worn my fuck-me pumps."<\/p>\n

I heard that priceless line from a loyal female reader.<\/p>\n

I saw a man (about 40) I’ve known since moving to LA. His eyes and smile were glassy. He jerked and twitched.<\/p>\n

I wondered what the problem was. This guy is a regular in Pico-Robertson and in the Fairfax-La Brea Orthodox communities.<\/p>\n

AND HE’S COKED OUT OF HIS MIND!<\/p>\n

I’ve never seen anyone coked out of their mind at a Shabbos dinner.<\/p>\n

I’ve never known any regular in the Orthodox community to be a drug addict.<\/p>\n

We’ve got to do something about quality control.<\/p>\n

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