{"id":9812,"date":"2009-08-19T10:54:59","date_gmt":"2009-08-19T18:54:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=9812"},"modified":"2009-08-19T10:54:59","modified_gmt":"2009-08-19T18:54:59","slug":"robert-j-avrech-cant-wait-for-obama-care","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=9812","title":{"rendered":"Robert J. Avrech Can&#8217;t Wait For Obama-Care"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.seraphicpress.com\/\">Pico-Robertson Orthodox Jew and Hollywood screenwriter Mr. Avrech<\/a> had to wait 27 minutes for help at the Post Office.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bighollywood.breitbart.com\/ravrech\/2009\/08\/19\/my-27-minutes-in-the-uspost-office\/\">He writes for Big Hollywood<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>A few paces behind me a flamboyant gay guy is on his cell phone yammering away to a, presumably, gay friend about, well, the fabulosity of gayness.<\/p>\n<p>Gay guy is talking really loud and saying stuff like:<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;It was sooo gay&hellip;&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;He was totally gay, he just didn&rsquo;t realize it&hellip;&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I used to be a clueless gay, but no more, darling&hellip;&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>In-ter-esting: gayness, for some, is not just sexual orientation, not just a life style, but a religion.<\/p>\n<p>I mention this because right behind Loud and Proud Gay Guy is a tiny, shriveled, <em>ancient<\/em> black lady who looks, I swear, like she&rsquo;s about to have a coronary. Listening to gay guy is having a visible effect on her blood pressure. She closes her eyes, mumbles to herself, then turns and gazes pleadingly at an ENORMOUS black guy standing right behind her.<\/p>\n<p>Enormous Black Guy looks like a gang-banger. He&rsquo;s got the backwards baseball cap, the blinding bling around his neck, and masses of tattoos on his arms which are impossible to decipher because his skin is so black. It&rsquo;s like one of those <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Kazimir_Malevich\">Malevich<\/a> Black Square paintings.<\/p>\n<p>Enormous Black Guy steps past Tiny Black Lady, gets right into the face of Loud and Proud Gay Guy.<\/p>\n<p>Oh goody: conflict, drama.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Yo, dude. Mah Aun-tie.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Loud and Proud Gay Guy&mdash;thin as a stalk of wheat&mdash;finds himself face to face with a scary black guy who is, I do not exaggerate, the size of Rhode Island.<\/p>\n<p>Loud and Proud Gay Guy into his phone:<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Sweetie, call you back.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Enormous Black Guy nods, gets back in line behind his Aun-tie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pico-Robertson Orthodox Jew and Hollywood screenwriter Mr. Avrech had to wait 27 minutes for help at the Post Office. He writes for Big Hollywood: A few paces behind me a flamboyant gay guy is on his cell phone yammering away &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=9812\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[150],"tags":[18482,18026,18067,18480,950,18481],"class_list":["post-9812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-robert-j-avrech","tag-baseball-cap","tag-black-lady","tag-gang-banger","tag-hollywood-screenwriter","tag-orthodox-jew","tag-visible-effect"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9812"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9812\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9814,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9812\/revisions\/9814"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}