{"id":9793,"date":"2009-08-16T21:29:33","date_gmt":"2009-08-17T05:29:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=9793"},"modified":"2009-08-16T21:29:33","modified_gmt":"2009-08-17T05:29:33","slug":"shul-vs-yoga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=9793","title":{"rendered":"Shul Vs. Yoga"},"content":{"rendered":"

"Everyone loves you at yoga," said my friend as we strolled to eat dinner at Nana tonight after class.<\/p>\n

"What about at shul?" I asked.<\/p>\n

"At shul, people are wary of you. But I’ve got to pass on a compliment. I went to the Purim party with a friend of yours and at one point in the night, she was discussing you with a group of women. And she walked away and then came back to them and said, ‘Women should pay Luke to have sex with them’."<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

"Everyone loves you at yoga," said my friend as we strolled to eat dinner at Nana tonight after class. "What about at shul?" I asked. "At shul, people are wary of you. But I’ve got to pass on a compliment. … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[2360,4466,30155,2619,722],"class_list":["post-9793","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-compliment","tag-group-of-women","tag-purim","tag-purim-party","tag-quot"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9793","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9793"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9793\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9794,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9793\/revisions\/9794"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9793"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9793"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9793"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}