{"id":979,"date":"2007-10-23T09:28:50","date_gmt":"2007-10-23T16:16:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=979"},"modified":"2007-12-06T15:15:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-06T22:03:00","slug":"conclusive-proof-that-the-world-as-we-know-it-will-end-in-the-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=979","title":{"rendered":"CONCLUSIVE PROOF THAT THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT WILL END IN THE YEAR 2040!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lukefordfanblog.blogspot.com\/\">From the Luke Ford Fan Blog<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Poor, pathetic, confused, deluded Pariah Boy&trade;. He thinks this is a &quot;fan site.&quot; <\/p>\n<p>&quot;No worries, mate&quot; he says to himself as he plots his next betrayal down by the local billabong, with his trusty pet wallaby, Mr Stinkyface&trade;, at his side. &quot;Nobody will take Horrid Boy Watch&trade; seriously. It&#8217;s just a bunch of tasteless jokes about my manboobs and icky sex life banging octogenarian hotties at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gardenofpalms.com\/\">Garden of Palms<\/a> Assisted Living &amp; Alzheimer&#8217;s Community (now with a certified kosher kitchen!). It won&#8217;t prevent me from continuing to befriend unsuspecting innocents, and then, when he or she is most vulnerable, striking with my poison pen&#8230;&quot;<\/p>\n<p>(Incidentally, Mr Prager is still pissed at Luke Ford. See paragraph six in this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.townhall.com\/columnists\/DennisPrager\/2006\/09\/05\/does_religion_make_people_better_or_worse\">column<\/a> where The Great Dennis Prager obliquely refers to Horrid Boy&trade; to illustrate how religion can turn previously kind and gentle souls into bad people.)<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;One day, during a brief break from Bible Study, I decided to look at Mr Ford&#8217;s vacation photographs. The first thing I noticed was that Horrid Boy&trade; has really put on a lot of weight. His manboobs are huge and his jellybelly&#8230; continues to expand over his waistline. <\/p>\n<p>Wow, Luke Ford has really let himself go, I thought. Maybe he has turned to food to assuage his guilt for being so beastly to Cathy Seipp during her last days.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Fred emails:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>This is incredible.  Just imagine the amount of time it took to put LukeFordFanBlog together.  I wonder what the rest of his life is like.   <\/p>\n<p>Any idea as to the readership of LukeFordFanBlog? <\/p>\n<p>I can only assume, Luke, that you have helped this poor soul find meaning in his life that would otherwise be lacking.  I think it&#8217;s a mitzvah.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the Luke Ford Fan Blog: Poor, pathetic, confused, deluded Pariah Boy&trade;. He thinks this is a &quot;fan site.&quot; &quot;No worries, mate&quot; he says to himself as he plots his next betrayal down by the local billabong, with his trusty &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=979\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=979"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}