{"id":979,"date":"2007-10-23T09:28:50","date_gmt":"2007-10-23T16:16:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=979"},"modified":"2007-12-06T15:15:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-06T22:03:00","slug":"conclusive-proof-that-the-world-as-we-know-it-will-end-in-the-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=979","title":{"rendered":"CONCLUSIVE PROOF THAT THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT WILL END IN THE YEAR 2040!"},"content":{"rendered":"

From the Luke Ford Fan Blog<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Poor, pathetic, confused, deluded Pariah Boy™. He thinks this is a "fan site." <\/p>\n

"No worries, mate" he says to himself as he plots his next betrayal down by the local billabong, with his trusty pet wallaby, Mr Stinkyface™, at his side. "Nobody will take Horrid Boy Watch™ seriously. It’s just a bunch of tasteless jokes about my manboobs and icky sex life banging octogenarian hotties at Garden of Palms<\/a> Assisted Living & Alzheimer’s Community (now with a certified kosher kitchen!). It won’t prevent me from continuing to befriend unsuspecting innocents, and then, when he or she is most vulnerable, striking with my poison pen…"<\/p>\n

(Incidentally, Mr Prager is still pissed at Luke Ford. See paragraph six in this column<\/a> where The Great Dennis Prager obliquely refers to Horrid Boy™ to illustrate how religion can turn previously kind and gentle souls into bad people.)<\/p>\n

…One day, during a brief break from Bible Study, I decided to look at Mr Ford’s vacation photographs. The first thing I noticed was that Horrid Boy™ has really put on a lot of weight. His manboobs are huge and his jellybelly… continues to expand over his waistline. <\/p>\n

Wow, Luke Ford has really let himself go, I thought. Maybe he has turned to food to assuage his guilt for being so beastly to Cathy Seipp during her last days.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Fred emails:<\/p>\n

This is incredible. Just imagine the amount of time it took to put LukeFordFanBlog together. I wonder what the rest of his life is like. <\/p>\n

Any idea as to the readership of LukeFordFanBlog? <\/p>\n

I can only assume, Luke, that you have helped this poor soul find meaning in his life that would otherwise be lacking. I think it’s a mitzvah.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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