{"id":94409,"date":"2016-04-28T18:02:07","date_gmt":"2016-04-29T02:02:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=94409"},"modified":"2016-05-01T08:45:51","modified_gmt":"2016-05-01T16:45:51","slug":"i-just-got-my-first-aarp-card","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=94409","title":{"rendered":"I just got my first AARP card."},"content":{"rendered":"

I turn 50 May 28. <\/p>\n

No, I’m not retiring from blogging.<\/p>\n

Mike Pearson: Old Geezers will have a new and powerful ally with word-smithery skills.<\/p>\n

Chaim Amalek: It is too bad you don’t own a house with a lawn. Then you’d be able to shout at neighborhood kids when they cut across your lawn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I turn 50 May 28. No, I’m not retiring from blogging. Mike Pearson: Old Geezers will have a new and powerful ally with word-smithery skills. Chaim Amalek: It is too bad you don’t own a house with a lawn. Then … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-94409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=94409"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94409\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":94527,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94409\/revisions\/94527"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=94409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=94409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=94409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}