Luke: “The internet service here is horrible. It’s pure torture. It’s, it’s, it’s one step from Auschwitz!”
\nFriend: “You’re charming. A real mood lifter. That should be your next hit song, ‘One Step From Auschwitz’ followed by ‘Two Steps From Buchenwald.'” <\/p>\n
* Just told a lawyer: “I’ve decided to become more masculine. Please tell all your friends.”
\nLawyer: “Or that one friend in particular.”
\n“Here, have some matza. Or is it not kosher enough for you?”
\nLuke: “Has it been blessed by your lesbian rabbi?” <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Luke: “The internet service here is horrible. It’s pure torture. It’s, it’s, it’s one step from Auschwitz!” Friend: “You’re charming. A real mood lifter. That should be your next hit song, ‘One Step From Auschwitz’ followed by ‘Two Steps From … Continue reading