I write out three pages of my thoughts every morning.<\/p>\n
Here are some excerpts from my journal:<\/p>\n
I picture myself at a reconciliation meeting with the rabbi.<\/p>\n
"What do you want to do differently this time around?" he asks.<\/p>\n
"This time," I say, "no more Mr. Nice Guy."<\/p>\n
Huh! Try to impeach my credentials now! Look at my certificate and weep, oh you faithless rabbis!<\/p>\n
That hot blonde chick behind the counter at Starbucks. She looks at me with disdain.<\/p>\n
I fear that I am a monster. I need more therapy. I’m so vindictive.<\/p>\n
I’m popular at yoga. I’m popular in the Alexander community.<\/p>\n
I’ve cut the bitches out of my life before. I can do it again. The way to handle these ball-busters is to stay cool, calm and collected. Why cry over a 40-year old when I can marry a hot 20-year old?<\/p>\n
I’ve out maneuvered the rabbis who tried to destroy me. There’s a new sheriff in Pico-Robertson and his name is Levi Ben Avraham. These lying philandering cheating corrupt rabbis are gonna get written up on my blog.<\/p>\n
They cry peace, peace when there is no peace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I write out three pages of my thoughts every morning. Here are some excerpts from my journal: I picture myself at a reconciliation meeting with the rabbi. "What do you want to do differently this time around?" he asks. "This … Continue reading