{"id":94236,"date":"2016-04-26T17:24:53","date_gmt":"2016-04-27T01:24:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=94236"},"modified":"2016-04-26T17:24:53","modified_gmt":"2016-04-27T01:24:53","slug":"why-do-women-love-felons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=94236","title":{"rendered":"Why Do Women Love Felons?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"https:\/\/heartiste.wordpress.com\/2016\/04\/25\/its-time-to-ban-women-from-working-at-male-prisons\/\">From the Chateau<\/a>: The usual Hivemind-approved rationalizations are given for why women LOVE LOVE LOVE incarcerated lowlifes (\u201cemotional manipulation\u201d, \u201cforced intimacy\u201d, \u201csavior mentality\u201d, etc), but really the answer is the most Occam-y of the hypothesis razors: dangerous men make women\u2019s vaginas wet with arousal and their hearts flush with yearning.<\/p>\n<p>Scathing ridicule aside, let\u2019s keep something in perspective. Women fawning over hardened inmates and opening their pussies to criminal cock is an insult to the families of the victims of these killers. SHAME. SHAME. SHAME.<\/p>\n<p>But that is female nature for you. Instead of ignoring that nature, or hand-waving it away under a shitstream of sophistry, we should all confront it and accept it as an unchangeable fact of life. Then, we as a nation need to have policies which recognize and synchronize with the reality of female sexual nature rather than attempt to defy it or mold it into something alien. So here\u2019s an eminently reasonable suggestion that will be dutifully tut-tutted by our equalist overlords: ban women from working at male prisons.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps Trump can bring this up on his victory parade to the White House.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the Chateau: The usual Hivemind-approved rationalizations are given for why women LOVE LOVE LOVE incarcerated lowlifes (\u201cemotional manipulation\u201d, \u201cforced intimacy\u201d, \u201csavior mentality\u201d, etc), but really the answer is the most Occam-y of the hypothesis razors: dangerous men make women\u2019s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=94236\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-94236","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sex"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO 4.9.10 - aioseo.com -->\n\t<meta name=\"description\" content=\"From the Chateau: The usual Hivemind-approved rationalizations are given for why women LOVE LOVE LOVE incarcerated lowlifes (\u201cemotional manipulation\u201d, \u201cforced intimacy\u201d, \u201csavior mentality\u201d, etc), but really the answer is the most Occam-y of the hypothesis razors: dangerous men make women\u2019s vaginas wet with arousal and their hearts flush with yearning. 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