{"id":94234,"date":"2016-04-26T17:23:47","date_gmt":"2016-04-27T01:23:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=94234"},"modified":"2016-04-26T17:23:47","modified_gmt":"2016-04-27T01:23:47","slug":"what-lesbians-teach-us-about-straight-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=94234","title":{"rendered":"What Lesbians Teach Us About Straight Women"},"content":{"rendered":"

From the Chateau<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Lesbians are repulsive to look at. To gaze upon a lesbian is to scoop out one\u2019s retinas as an offering to the sun god who will burn them to a crisp. Almost all of them are fat and ugly with bad skin and worse clothes. The \u201clipstick lesbian\u201d is a trope of porn-addled dweebs; sure, they exist, (I\u2019ve come across a few) but their numbers are vanishingly small set against the IMMENSE majority of lesbians who are the furthest thing from bangable any man could imagine.<\/p>\n

The general impression of lesbiandom is blobbiness. Lesbian couples are two extra large pastry puffs meiotically becoming one super sized pastry puff. Or two circling gas giants gravitationally stripping each other of a pleasing personality.<\/p>\n

Yet they Find, Meet, Attract, and Close\u2026. looking as they do. Clearly, lesbians care not, or care very little, for appearance. Looks are somewhere below \u201ccan breathe without mechanical assistance\u201d on the lesbian ledger of acceptable mate criteria.<\/p>\n

Lesbians, then, tell us something true about straight women. Retention of crucial psychosexual characteristics of the heterosexual standard is common in both lesbians and gay men. Just as gay men behave sexually like straight men, except with damaged target designators and no female gold-plated pussy obstacles to outmaneuver, lesbians behave sexually like straight women with no need to arouse visually-oriented straight men.<\/p>\n

In the heterosexual sex market, the opposite sex is like a check on each other, placing constraints on just how much a person can express his or her sexual nature. Women can\u2019t let themselves go without risking solitude and men can\u2019t satisfy their urge to sleep with thousands of women without achieving a high social or material status or a degree of skill in the crimson arts.<\/p>\n

These opposite-sex constraints are missing or greatly mitigated among homosexuals. Gay male libido is just as visually-oriented as that of straight men\u2019s, but is allowed to fully express because gay men are less protective of their cheap sperm than straight women are of their expensive eggs. Ugly gay men have it rough, but for most it\u2019s a sexual circus with no safety net.<\/p>\n

Think of straight women as boots on illegally parked straight men; a straight man with T levels above manlet metadeath would love to park in the tight space of every pretty girl he sees every day of his life. He can\u2019t because the cooch collective has bolted the boot on his hot rod. If he manages to park in one of those spots, he\u2019s staying there for a while. Gay men, otoh, are free to park their hivvy pork wherever they like and come and go as they please; very few gays will put the boot on gay boner. The gay male sexual market is a parking lot of receptive rectums*.<\/p>\n

Lesbians, likewise, are essentially unconstrained straight female sexuality hypercharged, or rather hypocharged, to its inevitable conclusion in lesbian bed death (and tremendous levels of domestic violence). Dyke Fright is real because women, straight and homo alike, just don\u2019t care as much about a sex partner\u2019s looks as do straight and homo men about their sex partners\u2019 looks.<\/p>\n

Lesbian dishevelment and apparent apathy toward improving their appearance to please other lesbians is indirect proof that straight women place less emphasis on men\u2019s looks than men place on women\u2019s looks (and less than gay men place on other gay men\u2019s looks). The difference between straight women and lesbians is that the former aren\u2019t trying to find love with other women who will care as little about looks as they do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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