{"id":9197,"date":"2009-06-23T08:06:38","date_gmt":"2009-06-23T16:06:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=9197"},"modified":"2009-06-25T01:23:23","modified_gmt":"2009-06-25T09:23:23","slug":"the-myth-of-the-female-orgasm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=9197","title":{"rendered":"The Myth of the Female Orgasm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bob emails:<\/p>\n<p>You could pump up traffic by using your video capabilities NOT to showcase various religious kooks, but as a Jewish sexual advice show.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m thinking you should call it &quot;Kosher Porking with Your Oral Leader, Luke Ford&quot;.  Why should Rabbi Shmulie get all the glory?<\/p>\n<p>Episode 1    &#8211;    The Myth of the Female Orgasm<\/p>\n<p>CHAIM AMALEK EMAILS:<\/p>\n<p>This gets <span class=\"il\">AMALEK<\/span> thinking.&nbsp; Other episodes:<\/p>\n<p>Episode 2: There is no such thing as a &quot;bloody good time&quot; in Judaism.<br \/>\nEpisode 3: Oral sex: why it simply is not kosher, and may well border on cannibalism.<br \/>\nEpisode 4: The Shiksa Menace.<br \/>\nEpisode 5: The halachik basis of sex with a post-menopausal woman.&nbsp; (Also, &quot;halachik&quot; is not to be confused with the &quot;halal chick&quot; &#8211; see Episode 4.)<br \/>\nEpisode 6: A man&#8217;s obligation to his wife: three cases (the man of leisure; the scholar; and the working man).<br \/>\nEpisode 7: How to make Pelegish (concubinage) work for you.<br \/>\nEpisode 8: Inside LA&#8217;s most exclusive mikvahs.<br \/>\nEpisode 9: Whither the unmarried man over forty &#8211; may he go Mexican?<br \/>\nEpisode 10: Sexual techniques of the Gedolim.<\/p>\n<p>Luke, if only you had the drive.&nbsp; You&#8217;d now be celebrating 8 years as a mid-level television personality, instead of living in a garage that is evocative of the sort of place failed artist Hitler would have ended up in had the Great War not intervened.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bob emails: You could pump up traffic by using your video capabilities NOT to showcase various religious kooks, but as a Jewish sexual advice show. I&#8217;m thinking you should call it &quot;Kosher Porking with Your Oral Leader, Luke Ford&quot;. Why &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=9197\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[18075,18063,18062,822,18076,18065,18064],"class_list":["post-9197","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-diet-ingredient","tag-female-orgasm","tag-glory-episode","tag-luke-ford","tag-mikvahs","tag-sexual-advice","tag-video-capabilities"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9197","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9197"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9197\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}