{"id":91825,"date":"2016-03-29T15:16:31","date_gmt":"2016-03-29T23:16:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=91825"},"modified":"2016-03-29T15:16:31","modified_gmt":"2016-03-29T23:16:31","slug":"forward","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=91825","title":{"rendered":"Forward!"},"content":{"rendered":"

* Friend: “So how much credit card debt do you have today?”
\nLuke: “I think I have it under $40k.”
\nFriend: “Where’s your spreadsheet showing exactly how much you owe today and what your projected payments are and when exactly you will have it paid off?”
\nLuke: “Ahh, err, I’m whacking away at it.” <\/p>\n

* Jewish friend: “When are you returning to Seventh-Day Adventism?”
\nLuke: “Depends on what they offer me.”
\nFriend: “Maybe you are Jewish.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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