{"id":91820,"date":"2016-03-29T12:27:16","date_gmt":"2016-03-29T20:27:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=91820"},"modified":"2016-03-29T12:31:22","modified_gmt":"2016-03-29T20:31:22","slug":"every-woman-has-an-inner-crisis-actress-waiting-for-the-slimmest-pretext-to-surface","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=91820","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Every woman has an inner crisis actress waiting for the slimmest pretext to surface.&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ChateauEmissary\">Tweets and retweets from the Chateau<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>* No matter how &#8220;conservative&#8221; a girl is, the inner SJW always waiting to leap out if deemed advantageous&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>* Did @MichelleFields deliberately get grabby w trump to provoke reaction from his security detail?<\/p>\n<p>* Us media folks are in DEFCON RED hissy fit mode and Trump STILL isn&#8217;t throwing Lewandowski under the bus!? UGH! I just don&#8217;t get him!<\/p>\n<p>* There are some women who bruise so easily they could get a charge leveled against a stiff breeze.<\/p>\n<p>* Cruz started the Wife Wars when he greenlit his PAC to spray airwaves w old Melania pic. Trump was right to strike back.<\/p>\n<p>* How many times have we seen this movie? The ol&#8217; strong independent woman\/helpless victim switch.<\/p>\n<p>* Theory: As campuses skewed more female past 30 yrs, rape culture myth served as nifty bogeyman to explain shitty dating dynamics for women.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tweets and retweets from the Chateau: * No matter how &#8220;conservative&#8221; a girl is, the inner SJW always waiting to leap out if deemed advantageous&#8230; * Did @MichelleFields deliberately get grabby w trump to provoke reaction from his security detail? &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=91820\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[142],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91820","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-feminism"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO 4.9.10 - aioseo.com -->\n\t<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Tweets and retweets from the Chateau: * No matter how &quot;conservative&quot; a girl is, the inner SJW always waiting to leap out if deemed advantageous... * Did @MichelleFields deliberately get grabby w trump to provoke reaction from his security detail? 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