{"id":9136,"date":"2009-06-10T07:18:45","date_gmt":"2009-06-10T15:18:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=9136"},"modified":"2009-06-10T21:44:38","modified_gmt":"2009-06-11T05:44:38","slug":"i-dont-have-hiv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=9136","title":{"rendered":"I Don&#8217;t Have HIV!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My blood work is back from Kaiser and here are the only disturbing results (I&#8217;ve had these problems for a couple of years now and no matter how much I pray about them, they don&#8217;t seem to go away):<\/p>\n<table id=\"components\">\n<tbody>\n<tr class=\"odd\">\n<td>CHOLESTEROL<\/td>\n<td>203<\/td>\n<td>&lt;200&nbsp;mg\/dL<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>TRIGLYCERIDE<\/td>\n<td>161<\/td>\n<td>&lt;150&nbsp;mg\/dL<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"odd\">\n<td>HDL<\/td>\n<td>38<\/td>\n<td>&gt;\/=40&nbsp;mg\/dL<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>LDL CALCULATED<\/td>\n<td>133<\/td>\n<td>&lt;100&nbsp;mg\/dL<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"odd\">\n<td>CHOLESTEROL\/HIGH DENSITY LIPOPROTEIN<\/td>\n<td>5.3<\/td>\n<td>&lt;5.0&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.americanheart.org\/presenter.jhtml?identifier=4778\">The American Heart Association says<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>Changes in lifestyle habits are the main therapy for hypertriglyceridemia. These are the changes you need to make:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If you&#8217;re overweight, cut down on calories to reach your ideal body weight. This includes all sources of calories, from fats, proteins, carbohydrates and alcohol.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>Reduce the saturated fat, trans fat&nbsp;and cholesterol content of your diet.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>Reduce your intake of alcohol considerably. Even small amounts of alcohol can lead to large changes in plasma triglyceride levels.<\/li>\n<li>Eat fruits, vegetables and nonfat or low-fat dairy products most often.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>Get at least 30 minutes of moderate-intensity&nbsp;physical activity on five or more days each week.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>People with high triglycerides may need to substitute monounsaturated and polyunsaturated fats&nbsp;&mdash;such as those found in canola oil, olive oil or liquid margarine&nbsp;&mdash;&nbsp;for saturated fats. Substituting&nbsp;carbohydrates for&nbsp;fats may raise triglyceride levels and may decrease HDL (&quot;good&quot;) cholesterol in some people.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>Substitute fish high in omega-3 fatty acids instead of meats high in saturated fat like hamburger. Fatty fish like mackerel, lake trout, herring, sardines, albacore tuna and salmon are high in omega-3 fatty acids.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Because other risk factors for coronary artery disease multiply the hazard from hyperlipidemia, control high blood pressure and avoid cigarette smoking.<\/p>\n<p>LUKE SAYS: I&#8217;m 6&#8217;1&quot; and 175 pounds.<\/p>\n<p>Joe emails: That cholesterol is too high at your age.  You need a multi-part approach.  My advice as to daily intake:<\/p>\n<p>1.  Drink only tea or water.  No coffee, soda, alcohol.<\/p>\n<p>2.  Lose weight.  If you are six feet tall, you should be under 180.<\/p>\n<p>3.  Substitute fish in your diet for meat.  Reserve meat for days when you have sex.<\/p>\n<p>4.  Take niacin &#8211; the non flushing kind.<\/p>\n<p>5.  Take Zinc too.<\/p>\n<p>6.  No salt whatsoever.<\/p>\n<p>7.  Exercise by doing punishing cardio for at least 45 minutes every other day.  I am talking running uphill, plyometrics, something where you sweat an ungodly amount.  Yes, yoga is fine, but not enough.<\/p>\n<p>8.  Eat a meal a day of just fiber &#8211; try a salad, with tomatoes and broccoli, or get used to all fiber cereals and eat that.<\/p>\n<p>9.  Cut out white bread.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My blood work is back from Kaiser and here are the only disturbing results (I&#8217;ve had these problems for a couple of years now and no matter how much I pray about them, they don&#8217;t seem to go away): CHOLESTEROL &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=9136\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[220,21],"tags":[17939,17940,17934,17936,17941,17933,17937,17938,17942,17935],"class_list":["post-9136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health","category-personal","tag-albacore-tuna","tag-american-heart-association","tag-blood-work","tag-cholesterol","tag-coronary-artery-disease","tag-high-density-lipoprotein","tag-kaiser","tag-omega-3-fatty-acids","tag-risk-factors-for-coronary-artery-disease","tag-triglyceride"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO 4.9.10 - aioseo.com -->\n\t<meta name=\"description\" content=\"My blood work is back from Kaiser and here are the only disturbing results (I&#039;ve had these problems for a couple of years now and no matter how much I pray about them, they don&#039;t seem to go away): CHOLESTEROL 203\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"max-image-preview:large\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Luke Ford\"\/>\n\t<meta name=\"google-site-verification\" content=\"HMjuOfLRyzTPB-5Z5FG4BHkfZ1fbEij34rmbKM3BkZ4\" \/>\n\t<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=9136\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"generator\" content=\"All in One SEO (AIOSEO) 4.9.10\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Luke Ford - No sacred cows.\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"I Don\u2019t Have HIV! 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