{"id":9131,"date":"2009-06-09T17:04:43","date_gmt":"2009-06-10T01:04:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=9131"},"modified":"2009-06-09T17:04:43","modified_gmt":"2009-06-10T01:04:43","slug":"why-must-the-huffington-post-clutter-up-its-fine-liberal-politics-with-so-many-nipples","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=9131","title":{"rendered":"Why Must The Huffington Post Clutter Up Its Fine Liberal Politics With So Many Nipples?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>People such as myself dedicate ourselves to elevating the human condition and showing people a holier and finer way to live.<\/p>\n<p>It is a large burden to be a moral leader but in today&#8217;s confusing climate, it is just what America needs.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s why it saddens me when my fellow intellectual plump the depths of humanity rather than inspiring us to be greater.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtoncitypaper.com\/blogs\/sexist\/2009\/06\/09\/huffington-post-liberal-politics-sexist-entertainment\/\">Report<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>But even <em>HuffPo<\/em>&rsquo;s liberal readership gets tired of hating on conservatives sometimes, guys. Sometimes, they just want to sit back, relax, and look at accidentally bare nipples&mdash;just like the rest of America. This one-sided liberal hate site has one fatal weakness&mdash;boobs. Let&rsquo;s check out some recent stories from the <em>Huffington Post<\/em>&rsquo;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/entertainment\/\">entertainment section<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>* Here are some photos of <strong>Natalie Portman<\/strong>&rsquo;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2009\/05\/11\/padma-lakshmis-sheer-dres_n_201541.html\">nipple<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>* Here are some photos of <strong>Beyonce<\/strong>&rsquo;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2009\/02\/24\/beyonces-oscar-nipple-sli_n_169494.html\">nipple<\/a>, complete with <em>HuffPo<\/em>-provided &ldquo;NSFW zoom.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>* Here are some photos of<strong> <\/strong><strong>Pamela Anderson<\/strong>&rsquo;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2009\/03\/06\/pam-andersons-breast-pops_n_172609.html\">nipple<\/a> (hardly news, but a boob&rsquo;s a boob).<\/p>\n<p>* Here is an entire page <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/news\/celebrity-skin\">devoted to recently naked women<\/a> (and <strong>Barack Obama<\/strong>).<a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/news\/celebrity-skin\"><br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<p>* Here is a collection of zoomed-in photos of 23 celebrities&rsquo; breasts, made into a fun game called &ldquo;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2009\/05\/17\/guess-the-celebrity-breas_n_203236.html\">Guess the Celebrity Breast Implants<\/a>?&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Pretty standard entertainment-section blog fare here&mdash;though <em>HuffPo<\/em> does go above and beyond with the &ldquo;NSFW zoom.&rdquo; You don&rsquo;t see a Beyonce nipple that close just anywhere.<\/p>\n<p>So, what do nipple slips and boob jobs have to do with liberal politics?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>People such as myself dedicate ourselves to elevating the human condition and showing people a holier and finer way to live. 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