{"id":913,"date":"2007-10-07T12:54:01","date_gmt":"2007-10-07T19:42:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=913"},"modified":"2007-12-06T15:52:42","modified_gmt":"2007-12-06T22:40:42","slug":"man-and-god-and-god%e2%80%99s-sick-punch-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=913","title":{"rendered":"Man and God As Sick Punch Lines"},"content":{"rendered":"

Charles McGrath writes Oct. 1, 2007 in the New York Times<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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On the second day of the Rosh Hashana holiday last month, Mr. Auslander visited Monsey, a village in Rockland County, for the first time in years. Driving down the New York State Thruway from his new home near Woodstock, he worried that God might take this occasion to snare him in a fatal car wreck. He had even rented a sport utility vehicle, rather than risk being caught in the family wheels on a day when no observant Jew would even think of driving. “It was in the back of my mind the whole time,” he said. “That would be a great punch line — for me to die in Monsey just as the book is coming out. There is no sicker comic than God.”<\/p>\n

Most people were on foot that day in Monsey, walking to and from the village’s many synagogues. There were mothers in long dresses and snoods pushing infants in strollers, with boys in suits and yarmulkes skipping alongside; men in black hats and prayer shawls, and some wearing fur hats, breeches and white silk stockings.<\/p>\n

“It’s not just whether you’re Jewish or not — there’s a whole checklist,” Mr. Auslander said, trying to explain the differences among the various groups. “It’s like gang symbols. Your clothing, your hat, how you wear your payess,” or sidelocks. “This is Crips territory here,” he went on, “and just being in a car automatically makes you a Blood.” He added: “I try sometimes to see myself through their eyes — as someone who has made a huge mistake. On the other hand, what if the big joke is that God has nothing to do with any of this, and doesn’t care about it at all?”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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