{"id":905,"date":"2007-10-02T08:15:47","date_gmt":"2007-10-02T15:03:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=905"},"modified":"2007-12-06T15:55:58","modified_gmt":"2007-12-06T22:43:58","slug":"shocking-new-narcissistic-low-for-luke-i-love-to-be-nekkid-in-publ","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=905","title":{"rendered":"Shocking New Narcissistic Low For Luke “I Love To Be Nekkid In Public” Ford"},"content":{"rendered":"

From the Luke Ford Fan Blog<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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I don’t know where this photograph<\/a> was taken. Judging from the background, it could be prison. Perhaps Horrid Boy™ has (finally!) been locked up. The crime? Probably something to do with being an obnoxious, self-absorbed manipulative prick. (E.g., circa 2002-06: "Cathy Seipp<\/a> is my best friend!" Circa 2007: "I was merely Miss Seipp’s or, as I called her behind her back, The Bulldozer’s disinterested biographer.")<\/p>\n

Note Pariah Boy’s™ hairless, bosomy chest. His tits are, to be frank, quite spectacular — B cups at least. No wonder he can’t stop touching himself*. He’s practically a girl, what with the breasts…<\/p>\n

* See (if you dare) Chapter 3 of Horrid Boy’s memoir\/autobiography<\/a>, "Mommy Discovers My Porn Collection and Berates Me For Being Unchristianlike and All-Around Way Icky," wherein Luke Ford discusses his daily teenage masturbation regiment, including his favourite lubes, grips (Continental, Eastern, Western, Two-Hand Reverse [who knew it was so complicated?]), and magazines (Big Black Butt<\/a>, Over 50<\/a>, Possum Pictorial, Wallaby Monthly, etc., etc.) — definately not for the faint-of-heart.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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From the Luke Ford Fan Blog: I don’t know where this photograph was taken. Judging from the background, it could be prison. Perhaps Horrid Boy™ has (finally!) been locked up. The crime? Probably something to do with being an obnoxious, … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-905","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t