{"id":9030,"date":"2009-05-20T12:42:44","date_gmt":"2009-05-20T20:42:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=9030"},"modified":"2009-05-20T13:14:36","modified_gmt":"2009-05-20T21:14:36","slug":"sex-drive-is-nasty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=9030","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Sex Drive&#8217; Is Nasty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And I mean that in the nicest possible way.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1135985\/\">I love this film<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">I am watching it live on my cam!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a name=\"qt0527296\"><\/a>  <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0005188\/\">Rex<\/a><\/strong>: Ian, your 18 and you&#8217;ve never had A girlfriend. That&#8217;s how people wind up getting gay, you know?  <br \/>\n<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0958430\/\">Ian<\/a><\/strong>: I don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s really how it happens.  <br \/>\n<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0005188\/\">Rex<\/a><\/strong>: Tell me how it happens expert, ya cock expert, ya cockspert. Hey, what do you like better the shaft or the balls?  <br \/>\n<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0958430\/\">Ian<\/a><\/strong>: That&#8217;s gross.  <br \/>\n<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0005188\/\">Rex<\/a><\/strong>: You like em both don&#8217;t you. It&#8217;s like, sometimes tuesday you want the big, old, shiny-ass cock. Wednesdays and Thursdays you&#8217;re onto the balls. <br \/>\n<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0958430\/\">Ian<\/a><\/strong>: I don&#8217;t know what you&#8217;re talking about.  <br \/>\n<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0005188\/\">Rex<\/a><\/strong>: You can&#8217;t choose can you? Thats a tough one. You love it. You&#8217;re obsessed with it.  <br \/>\n<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0958430\/\">Ian<\/a><\/strong>: No, you are, your talking about it.  <br \/>\n<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0005188\/\">Rex<\/a><\/strong>: Why are you smiling at me, I&#8217;m serious. Don&#8217;t fucking smile at me, I&#8217;ll knock you out of the god damn earth. What does it taste like? What&#8217;s it like when you take your mouth off of it and its like, you can see your reflection in that fucking cock. 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