{"id":9009,"date":"2009-05-18T20:05:34","date_gmt":"2009-05-19T04:05:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=9009"},"modified":"2009-05-18T20:53:55","modified_gmt":"2009-05-19T04:53:55","slug":"dating-in-the-age-of-obama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=9009","title":{"rendered":"Dating In The Age Of Obama"},"content":{"rendered":"

Baruch Herzfeld<\/a> has a friend who is extremely miserly. He is loving this recession because the women he dates have lowered their expectations, and no longer expect to be wined and dined before relenting to his advances. He went on two dates over the weekend and spent $10 total. 2 oranges and some taco bell between the two of them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Baruch Herzfeld has a friend who is extremely miserly. He is loving this recession because the women he dates have lowered their expectations, and no longer expect to be wined and dined before relenting to his advances. He went on … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[210],"tags":[17700,8302,3464,17702,17701],"class_list":["post-9009","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating","tag-baruch","tag-herzfeld","tag-obama","tag-oranges","tag-taco-bell"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t