{"id":89251,"date":"2016-03-06T14:29:34","date_gmt":"2016-03-06T22:29:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=89251"},"modified":"2016-03-06T14:33:53","modified_gmt":"2016-03-06T22:33:53","slug":"celia-finkelstein-i-have-no-current-plans-to-kill-myself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=89251","title":{"rendered":"Celia Finkelstein: &#8216;I have no current plans to kill myself.&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/celiafink\">Celia&#8217;s Twitter bio says<\/a>: &#8220;I&#8217;m an actor and a writer and I have no current plans to kill myself.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Wow. She links to her <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm3080438\/\">IMDB page<\/a> from where I take this lovely photo.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/celia.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-89252\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/celia-203x300.jpg\" alt=\"celia\" width=\"203\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-89252\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/celia-203x300.jpg 203w, https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/celia.jpg 214w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 203px) 100vw, 203px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>According to her IMDB bio: &#8220;Celia Finkelstein is an actress and writer, known for Horrible Bosses (2011), Contracted (2013) and You or a Loved One (2014).&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Here are some of her tweets:<\/p>\n<p>* weird how kangaroos are basically always pregnant and no one has ever really loved me the way I deserve to be loved<\/p>\n<p>* it&#8217;s ? not ? my ? job ? to ? teach ? you ? about ? feminism ? pick ? up ? a ? book?<\/p>\n<p>* breakups are dope because three months later you think you&#8217;re fine but then you burst into tears at the cheesecake factory in glendale<\/p>\n<p>* I just want to be successful enough that I no longer live in a deep abyss of sadness and terror lol jk that doesn&#8217;t happen<\/p>\n<p>* I used to date a guy who thought Frank and Claire Underwood were the healthiest couple on TV and that&#8217;s why I&#8217;m not allowed to date anymore.<\/p>\n<p>* four men sexually harassed me today I have been awake for 7 hours total WHO is telling you guys that we care if you want to fuck us<\/p>\n<p>* who wants to come snuggle up with me and check our privilege<\/p>\n<p>* I&#8217;m white but I&#8217;m not deny-that-I&#8217;ve-benefitted-from-a-racist-system-that-harms-my-fellow-humans-therefore-denying-their-experiences white<\/p>\n<p>* there are like maybe three straight white men I care to listen to and that is because they have fully embraced misandry<\/p>\n<p>* guys I compared trump to hitler days ago I want a think piece about me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Celia&#8217;s Twitter bio says: &#8220;I&#8217;m an actor and a writer and I have no current plans to kill myself.&#8221; Wow. She links to her IMDB page from where I take this lovely photo. 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