{"id":88213,"date":"2016-02-21T18:07:38","date_gmt":"2016-02-22T02:07:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=88213"},"modified":"2016-02-21T18:07:38","modified_gmt":"2016-02-22T02:07:38","slug":"spot-the-bush-family-beta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=88213","title":{"rendered":"Spot The Bush Family Beta"},"content":{"rendered":"

From the Chateau<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\"spotthelesserbeta\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00a1Jeb! Bush\u2026. needy, desperate, cloying, approval-seeking beta since his inception. \u201cCome on, Dad, why are you letting George have Laura over but I can\u2019t bring Columba? Why? WHY??!\u201d \u201cJesus, son, do I have to spell it out? Your wife is bad for the family image. And she smells like a Taco Bell bathroom.\u201d<\/p>\n

Patriarch Bush is the old school WWII alpha, stoic against the gnawing realization of disappointing sons regressing to a long lost genealogical mean. Greatest Generation? Meh, they raised the Boomers.<\/p>\n

Dubya is the swaggering, striver alpha male \u2014 a lesser alpha \u2014 who barely pulls off the act with help from a natural reservoir of rascally frat boy cockiness and permanent alcohol buzz. Also the second worst President in history (after Downlow Soetoro).<\/p>\n

Now that it looks like the Bush political dynasty will end stillborn with Jeb\u2019s campaign of nonstop self-inflicted humiliation, we can all breathe a sigh of relief as we await the Coming of the One True Alpha wielding MAGA, the Sword of Cuck Smiting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

From the Chateau: \u00a1Jeb! Bush\u2026. needy, desperate, cloying, approval-seeking beta since his inception. \u201cCome on, Dad, why are you letting George have Laura over but I can\u2019t bring Columba? Why? WHY??!\u201d \u201cJesus, son, do I have to spell it out? … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29747],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-88213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-game"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t