{"id":88213,"date":"2016-02-21T18:07:38","date_gmt":"2016-02-22T02:07:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=88213"},"modified":"2016-02-21T18:07:38","modified_gmt":"2016-02-22T02:07:38","slug":"spot-the-bush-family-beta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=88213","title":{"rendered":"Spot The Bush Family Beta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"https:\/\/heartiste.wordpress.com\/2016\/02\/19\/spot-the-family-beta\/\">From the Chateau<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/spotthelesserbeta.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-88214\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/spotthelesserbeta-237x300.jpg\" alt=\"spotthelesserbeta\" width=\"237\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-88214\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/spotthelesserbeta-237x300.jpg 237w, https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/spotthelesserbeta.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 237px) 100vw, 237px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a1Jeb! Bush\u2026. needy, desperate, cloying, approval-seeking beta since his inception. \u201cCome on, Dad, why are you letting George have Laura over but I can\u2019t bring Columba? Why? WHY??!\u201d \u201cJesus, son, do I have to spell it out? Your wife is bad for the family image. And she smells like a Taco Bell bathroom.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Patriarch Bush is the old school WWII alpha, stoic against the gnawing realization of disappointing sons regressing to a long lost genealogical mean. Greatest Generation? Meh, they raised the Boomers.<\/p>\n<p>Dubya is the swaggering, striver alpha male \u2014 a lesser alpha \u2014 who barely pulls off the act with help from a natural reservoir of rascally frat boy cockiness and permanent alcohol buzz. Also the second worst President in history (after Downlow Soetoro).<\/p>\n<p>Now that it looks like the Bush political dynasty will end stillborn with Jeb\u2019s campaign of nonstop self-inflicted humiliation, we can all breathe a sigh of relief as we await the Coming of the One True Alpha wielding MAGA, the Sword of Cuck Smiting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the Chateau: \u00a1Jeb! Bush\u2026. needy, desperate, cloying, approval-seeking beta since his inception. \u201cCome on, Dad, why are you letting George have Laura over but I can\u2019t bring Columba? Why? WHY??!\u201d \u201cJesus, son, do I have to spell it out? &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=88213\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29747],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-88213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-game"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=88213"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88213\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":88215,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88213\/revisions\/88215"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=88213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=88213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=88213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}