* I love you. You pay my rent.<\/p>\n
David Brosia: Just when I thought you had reached your plateau Luke you post another dose of greatness.<\/p>\n
* I can’t remember the last time a Jewish friend used the term “metaphysics.” Might be more than five years. They don’t use “ontological” much either. I guess they’re too carnal.<\/p>\n
Chaim Amalek: Big words r 4 fags.<\/p>\n
* Do you think about God when you are having sex? Why not? If you are fulfilling a mitzva, it is a holy act.<\/p>\n
Danny Klopovic When I’m having sex, I think of Luke Ford.<\/p>\n
Susan: Me too<\/p>\n
Christine: Me three…<\/p>\n
Miriam: I’m glad other people do too, I was about to get help thinking I’m the only one.<\/p>\n
* Should American politicians and other American leaders mute their Christianity to make Jews more comfortable?<\/p>\n
* Many if not most of my Jewish friends have no particular belief in God. It just doesn’t matter to them. If there is a God, He will make sure there is ultimate justice. If there is not a God, we have to do what we can to make things good for Jews.<\/p>\n
Darren: We are more concerned about whether there is enough meat in the cholent.<\/p>\n
Luke Ford God is in the chulent.
\nDarren: Is he in pork?
\nLuke Ford: If you are doing it right.
\nDarren: It’s always about technique!<\/p>\n
Daniel Antinora Seems like a metaphysically indefensible position
\nDavid Kahane might need a re-think on that one, guys.<\/p>\n
* Tell me about the miracles God is working in your life.<\/p>\n
Chaim Amalek God has revealed to me the special role that Ted Cruz has been anointed to play in our national Passion.<\/p>\n
* Can you make a good living selling crack to elementary school kids? Asking for a friend.<\/p>\n
Darren: Only if they have Apple Pay on their iPads.<\/p>\n
* The best women are the kind who Muslims and Africans want to rape.<\/p>\n
Chaim Amalek: This will be the opening line of my next personal ad on Craigslist.<\/p>\n
* After a severe flu, it’s not unusual to lack joy for weeks after. The vulnerability was shattering. Everything hurt. Almost no control. Best I could do for a few days was retweet.<\/p>\n
* If our yeshivas simply taught this type of fitness, we wouldn’t have a shidduch crisis.<\/p>\n