{"id":87618,"date":"2016-02-11T08:01:59","date_gmt":"2016-02-11T16:01:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=87618"},"modified":"2016-02-11T09:03:57","modified_gmt":"2016-02-11T17:03:57","slug":"james-dean-turns-30","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=87618","title":{"rendered":"James Deen Turns 30"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jack* emails: Porn superstar James Deen turned 30 this week.  That doesn&#8217;t exactly put him in Peyton Manning territory, but he&#8217;s gotta be contemplating what&#8217;s next.  He failed at mainstream films, and is the target of sexual abuse allegations.  His pathetic father can&#8217;t land him a job at JPL based on a few semesters at Pasadena City College.  And I doubt he&#8217;ll be doing commercials for Papa John&#8217;s or Nationwide Insurance any time soon.  He can&#8217;t even endorse condoms because he was so outspoken against their use in adult films.  A sausage company perhaps?  No, Jimmy Dean is already taken.  What is poor Bryan Matthew (Baruch Menashe) Sevilla to do?  I recommend he hook up with Chabad (maybe I should have used another verb), and go on celebrity speaking tours about how he returned to his faith.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jack* emails: Porn superstar James Deen turned 30 this week. That doesn&#8217;t exactly put him in Peyton Manning territory, but he&#8217;s gotta be contemplating what&#8217;s next. He failed at mainstream films, and is the target of sexual abuse allegations. 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