{"id":8688,"date":"2009-04-06T17:16:15","date_gmt":"2009-04-07T01:16:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8688"},"modified":"2009-04-07T08:34:22","modified_gmt":"2009-04-07T16:34:22","slug":"asking-chicks-out-via-email-dont-work-too-well","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8688","title":{"rendered":"Asking Chicks Out Via Email Don&#8217;t Work Too Well"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I prefer to do as much human interaction as possible via email because the rejection doesn&#8217;t hurt as much when the rejecter is not real, only virtual.<\/p>\n<p>It don&#8217;t work too well with the ladies, however. They usually don&#8217;t reject, they just don&#8217;t respond. They want me to man up and pick up the phone and ask &#8217;em out, which is hard for me. I usually have to change out of my knickers and satin chiffon to do this.<\/p>\n<p>Texting can work if you choose the right person and the right moment to say, &quot;I want 2 b 1 w u.&quot;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I prefer to do as much human interaction as possible via email because the rejection doesn&#8217;t hurt as much when the rejecter is not real, only virtual. It don&#8217;t work too well with the ladies, however. They usually don&#8217;t reject, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8688\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[210],"tags":[17121,17118,17122,17119,17120],"class_list":["post-8688","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating","tag-chiffon","tag-human-interaction","tag-knickers","tag-right-moment","tag-texting"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8688","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8688"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8688\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8689,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8688\/revisions\/8689"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}