{"id":8641,"date":"2009-04-02T08:26:47","date_gmt":"2009-04-02T16:26:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8641"},"modified":"2009-04-03T08:03:26","modified_gmt":"2009-04-03T16:03:26","slug":"im-sick-of-being-a-very-cool-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8641","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Sick Of Being A &#8216;Very Cool Guy&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All my life, beautiful women have told me that I &quot;am a very cool guy.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sick of it!<\/p>\n<p>I want to be the bad boy! The alpha male!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All my life, beautiful women have told me that I &quot;am a very cool guy.&quot; I&#8217;m sick of it! I want to be the bad boy! The alpha male!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[10157,1442,5062,17032],"class_list":["post-8641","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-alpha-male","tag-bad-boy","tag-beautiful-women","tag-cool-guy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8641","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8641"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8641\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}