{"id":8617,"date":"2009-03-29T13:48:49","date_gmt":"2009-03-29T21:48:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8617"},"modified":"2009-03-29T13:48:49","modified_gmt":"2009-03-29T21:48:49","slug":"ultra-orthodox-find-unorthodox-ways-of-screwing-around","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8617","title":{"rendered":"Ultra-Orthodox Find Unorthodox Ways Of Screwing Around"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theinsider.com\/news\/1925727_Ultra_Orthodox_Jews_Find_Un_Orthodox_Way_of_Cheating_on_Spouses\">Truly shocking news from the New York Post<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>It seems everyone is cheating nowadays. Even Ultra-Orthodox Jews are flocking to a new site made for Kosher cheating:<\/p>\n<p>Apparently God did not make the commandment &ldquo;Thou shall not commit adultery&rdquo; clear enough. Hundreds of Jewish men and women who want to cheat on their spouses are flocking to a new Web site for ultra-Orthodox Jews seeking heretical hookups. Shaindy.com &mdash; named for the founder&rsquo;s first mistress &mdash; was launched March 19 by a modern Orthodox man from Midwood, Brooklyn, who says he got the idea from Hasids he met in chat rooms seeking adulterous action.<\/p>\n<p>Roughly 350 members have signed up, said the site&rsquo;s creator, Jerry, who refused to give his last name for fear of rabbinical retribution. He said 50 members paid the introductory fee of $99 for two years, while others have created free profiles. There have been another 200 inquiries from around the world. VIP member &ldquo;ChanieS,&rdquo; 34, lists her dating status as &ldquo;married and miserable&rdquo; and complains about her husband&rsquo;s &ldquo;hit and runs&rdquo; in the bedroom. Her profile had 703 views last week. One 31-year-old male lists &ldquo;oh those hose&rdquo; and hot Orthodox ladies as his turn-ons. Rabbis, understandably, are enraged.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I thought us Jews were supposed to be a light unto the nations? Oy vey, what must the goyim think?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Truly shocking news from the New York Post: It seems everyone is cheating nowadays. Even Ultra-Orthodox Jews are flocking to a new site made for Kosher cheating: Apparently God did not make the commandment &ldquo;Thou shall not commit adultery&rdquo; clear &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8617\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[225,598,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8617","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adultery","category-haredi","category-orthodoxy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8617","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8617"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8617\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8618,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8617\/revisions\/8618"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}