{"id":85903,"date":"2016-01-20T12:04:14","date_gmt":"2016-01-20T20:04:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=85903"},"modified":"2016-01-20T12:17:15","modified_gmt":"2016-01-20T20:17:15","slug":"jewish-football","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=85903","title":{"rendered":"Jewish Football"},"content":{"rendered":"

Listening to a Jewish lawyer talk about how he has his opponent boxed in, all receivers covered, that the quarterback has to run and how he has really big lineman chasing him, makes me realize that the practice of law plays the same role for Jews that football plays for goyim. It’s a way to legally express your aggression.<\/p>\n

Watching your average Jew trying to play football is like watching your average goy trying to play lawyer. Yes, I know there are great goyisha lawyers and great Jewish football players. I’m talking stereotypes here. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Listening to a Jewish lawyer talk about how he has his opponent boxed in, all receivers covered, that the quarterback has to run and how he has really big lineman chasing him, makes me realize that the practice of law … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[216,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85903","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-football","category-jews"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t