{"id":85662,"date":"2016-01-18T12:51:18","date_gmt":"2016-01-18T20:51:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=85662"},"modified":"2023-09-07T02:22:50","modified_gmt":"2023-09-07T10:22:50","slug":"honoring-martin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=85662","title":{"rendered":"Honoring Martin Luther King"},"content":{"rendered":"

All national parks are open today for free in honor of Martin Luther King because, as we all know, the good reverend and the black community in general are huge users of our national parks. There’s nothing that black folks enjoy more than camping in the woods. <\/p>\n

Friend: “I’m thinking of hiring a hooker today. In honor of MLK. But she’s gotta be white.”<\/p>\n

The first time you meet them on CL they’re looking for a boyfriend. The second time round, they’re looking for a sugar daddy. The third time round, they’re looking for a fix. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

All national parks are open today for free in honor of Martin Luther King because, as we all know, the good reverend and the black community in general are huge users of our national parks. There’s nothing that black folks … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85662","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blacks"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t