{"id":8542,"date":"2009-03-21T19:18:22","date_gmt":"2009-03-22T03:18:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8542"},"modified":"2009-03-21T19:18:22","modified_gmt":"2009-03-22T03:18:22","slug":"a-miniskirt-and-a-sheitl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8542","title":{"rendered":"A Miniskirt And A Sheitl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was in the middle of the Kedusha &#8212; one of the high points of the Shabbos morning prayer service &#8212; when, out of the corner of my eye, I saw young female flesh.<\/p>\n<p>I looked out the door and there was a couple walking down the street. She had gorgeous blonde hair, but it was a sheitl (wig). She was pushing a baby carriage. Her husband wore a yarmulke.<\/p>\n<p>All well and good, but what shocked me was that her skirt stopped a foot above the knee.<\/p>\n<p>I love living in Pico-Robertson. This is truly the hot beating heart of Modern Orthodoxy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was in the middle of the Kedusha &#8212; one of the high points of the Shabbos morning prayer service &#8212; when, out of the corner of my eye, I saw young female flesh. I looked out the door and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8542\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,56],"tags":[16898,16897,16896,13442,8443,30513],"class_list":["post-8542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-orthodoxy","category-picorobertson","tag-beating-heart","tag-female-flesh","tag-gorgeous-blonde-hair","tag-morning-prayer-service","tag-shabbos-morning","tag-yarmulke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8542"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8542\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}