{"id":85300,"date":"2016-01-14T18:11:10","date_gmt":"2016-01-15T02:11:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=85300"},"modified":"2016-01-14T18:36:18","modified_gmt":"2016-01-15T02:36:18","slug":"guess-who-doesnt-hoverhand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=85300","title":{"rendered":"Guess Who Doesn\u2019t Hoverhand?"},"content":{"rendered":"

From the Chateau<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Recall the hoverhand<\/a>. It’s a physical tell of beta male awkwardness and psychological discomfort around women. Chicks assuredly do not dig it, because chicks have a finely tuned receiver for body language cues that reveal a man’s mate value. The male hoverhand says to girls, “I do not get laid much, and I am really desperate and horny for female love. Will you choo choo choose me? Please excuse my flushed face, I just got finished fapping to 31 tabs of porn.”<\/p>\n

Appositely, you will never see an alpha male hoverhand. The confident, experienced gentleman has no trouble resting his hands on women’s supple flesh, even women he just met. And women love him for this, because his poised palming bespeaks a winner who gets laid a lot, who is not desperate for female attention, and who doesn’t fear potential rejection from women who may initially flinch under his brash brace.<\/p>\n

Guess who doesn’t hoverhand?<\/p>\n

That’s right. Donald “My Hand Will Claim Your Body Like Columba’s Guac Claimed Jeb’s Heart” Trump.<\/p>\n

\"trumpgripofimpudence\"<\/p>\n

Trump’s got his hands around the waists of two cuties, and there’s no air between his palms and their bodies. Not even his fingertips hover. The alpha male takes ownership of women, and Trump is doing that here. (FYI, women love to be owned by a powerful man.)<\/p>\n

Also notice that Trump is employing the “flirting” hand position<\/a>. Not too presumptuous (like the hineyhand), not too sheepish (like the friend hand). And certainly not the virgin hand. You can accuse Trump of many things, but you can’t say he’s an incel beta male. Trump’s flirt mode is always on, whether it’s directed at Hooters girls or at American voters.<\/p>\n

***<\/p>\n

Since we’re on the topic of Trump and his ability to put on a daily clinic in Game principles and tactics, reader Travis writes,<\/p>\n

\n

Hailey accuses Trump of being \u201cangry\u201d and tells the people to ignore him. Trump agrees and amplifies\u2026<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.breitbart.com\/2016-presidential-race\/2016\/01\/13\/trump-3\/<\/a><\/p>\n

His response is basically, \u201cYou\u2019re damn right I\u2019m angry. I\u2019m angry about how this country is being run. And so are the American people. Anger is good. Anger is what this country needs.\u201d
\nI know it started out as a joke, but I\u2019m really starting to believe that either Trump, or one of his aides is a Chateau lurker.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I was recently emailed by an anonymous admirer who said he\/she has insider access to Trump’s campaign and that there were at least two Trumpites who read this YUGE, BEAUTIFUL blog.<\/p>\n

\"trump-women-totally-candy\"<\/a><\/p>\n

* In the first picture, with the pink tie, the blond [on our left, Trump\u2019s right] has her hand on his frigging stomach, as though she\u2019s about to slide it into his pants. Good grief. I honestly don\u2019t think I\u2019ve ever had a chick with her hand on my torso [much less MY STOMACH] that I wasn\u2019t about to tap or had already tapped.<\/p>\n

* Two more observations from this picture, CH:<\/p>\n

\u2013 the girls are both leaning into him, especially at the waist (aka vaginas)
\n\u2013 the third girl is flipping her hair, an instinctive move by a woman in the presence of an alpha<\/p>\n

Conclusion: These women love The Donald.<\/p>\n

\"nh-13-jeb-bush-and-lauren-b\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\"jeb-bush-supporters\"<\/a><\/p>\n

* In the spirit (ahem) of fair play\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2026time to give Trump a tiny bit of props. Though he\u2019s a mockery of a human being, he\u2019s blown the GOP to smithereens. He\u2019s been bullheaded enough, opportunistic enough, and narcissistic enough to shit all over America\u2019s oldest political party \u2014 and nonetheless keep his polls high for six months.<\/p>\n

Whether he can convert those poll numbers to votes is up in the air: Trump supporters tend to be from the segment of society that rarely votes, especially not in primaries\/caucus season.<\/p>\n

Final thought: Trump and Sanders are the only two authentic people in the entire race. No division between their public and private selves. It\u2019ll be very interesting if they match up in the general.<\/p>\n

* Trump has mobilized the Jacksonian faction in a way it hasn\u2019t been since the GOP elites started shitting on them after Bush won in 2004 to get their issues off the table \u2014 see illegal immigration and social benefits for same.<\/p>\n

Trump has kicked the Overton window for the Jacksonians so wide open that it won\u2019t be suppressed for a generation.<\/p>\n

Trump is winning on their issues and making them legitimate in the political arena.<\/p>\n

The future will see a two-party system with the plutocrats on the outside of the GOP and Jacksonian issues as the basis of the two party completion.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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