{"id":8521,"date":"2009-03-18T21:15:45","date_gmt":"2009-03-19T05:15:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8521"},"modified":"2009-03-18T21:28:34","modified_gmt":"2009-03-19T05:28:34","slug":"in-my-therapists-office-there-are-many-naughty-magazines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8521","title":{"rendered":"In My Therapist’s Office, There Are Many Naughty Magazines"},"content":{"rendered":"

The most alluring of them is "The Writer’s Chronicle."<\/p>\n

It’s filled with ads for various MFA programs and writing scholarships.<\/p>\n

I’m going to apply for some of the MFA programs that waive tuition and grant stipends to their students.<\/p>\n

I didn’t finish my BA, but I am a special person and the ordinary rules do not apply to me. I just want to lose myself at university amongst the beautiful young women and work on my writing.<\/p>\n

It’s what God wants for my life.<\/p>\n

Beauty inspires me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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