{"id":8520,"date":"2009-03-18T21:13:02","date_gmt":"2009-03-19T05:13:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8520"},"modified":"2009-03-18T21:16:19","modified_gmt":"2009-03-19T05:16:19","slug":"psychotic-break","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8520","title":{"rendered":"Psychotic Break"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&quot;When I was teaching this set this morning,&quot; says the Guru, &quot;somebody had a psychotic break.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;People were getting very angry over this set. So as we do the exercises and you feel enraged, go with it. It&#8217;s normal.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;At the end, when we&#8217;re lying down, I&#8217;m going to come around do some bodywork with each of you. If you don&#8217;t want me to work on you, please raise your hand now.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>The Torah commands me to raise my hand. I should not be touched by a woman.<\/p>\n<p>Yet I leave my hand at my side.<\/p>\n<p>The Guru comes beside me. My heart beats.<\/p>\n<p>She anoints my head with eucalyptus oil. Then she rubs some into my feet. This is ecstasy.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, why can&#8217;t I just enjoy this? Why must i analyze it? It feels so good. I should get up after class and thank her. I&#8217;m scared. This feels so good, I want to run away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&quot;When I was teaching this set this morning,&quot; says the Guru, &quot;somebody had a psychotic break. &quot;People were getting very angry over this set. So as we do the exercises and you feel enraged, go with it. It&#8217;s normal.&quot; &quot;At &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8520\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,2354],"tags":[16855,16856,16857,16854,1167],"class_list":["post-8520","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-yoga","tag-bodywork","tag-ecstasy","tag-eucalyptus-oil","tag-psychotic-break","tag-quot-quot"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8520","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8520"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8520\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}