Chaim Amalek emails:<\/p>\n
Recognize that you are beyond the age and far beneath the income level at which it is rational for a mature woman of comparable years to date you. As this is going to include essentially all Jewish women in your kehilla, do the following:<\/p>\n
1. Recognize that young women, in addition to being better looking and more fertile than their mothers, are also more apt to be tolerant of your foibles. Go after them.<\/p>\n
2. Where\/how? Use your social networks. Ie, yes, women who are sort of near but not actually making porn. Or women who contact you when you appear on television. So appear on television more often to get yourself out there. As Rober Ebert once said "writers write to make their genitals more attractive to women." You get the idea. Let the media (not blogging, which never gets anyone laid) be your own personal jdate, EXCEPT<\/p>\n
3. Avoid Jewish women! I’ve been telling you for years that marriage to a fertile, mentally healthy Jewess wasn’t going to happen, unless with a twisted converts of one sort or another. Luke, Jewish women are not looking for a forty one year old bachelor who sleeps on the floor of a converted garage. The old twink excuse has long gone limp, as time has knocked on your door.<\/p>\n
4. I thought you and Holly made a great couple – for real, no fooling, etc. Maybe you are not a good fit for her, but she sure was for you, and had I been in your shoes I’d have knocked her up and otherwise contrived to get her to marry me. She had it all – suitable family, money, compatible interests and occupation, great Aryan looks and physical solidity. You screwed up, my friend, and big-time in letting her get away.<\/p>\n
5. Give Holly a call and tell her Chaim sent you.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
Fatman posts on XPT: "A shaygetz from Australia converts to Judaism to then chase the forbidden blonde Shiksa Goddess when he could have just dated her with no issues if he had not become Jewish. Did he just convert for the "thrills"?"<\/p>\n
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Holly responds: "Luke had already converted to Judaism way before he met me, and I believe that conversion had to do with him trying to find a sense of belonging and religious discipline; it had nothing to do with women. I think he’s attracted to shiksas because by dating one, he ultimately makes his life more difficult, and we all know Luke loves to be miserable."<\/p>\n
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