* I went to the physical therapist today for my tight hamstrings.
\nPT: “So what do you do?”
\nLuke: “I teach freedom of movement.”<\/p>\n
* If you want to get ahead in Hollywood, take Crescent Heights. I did five miles around 8am in 15 minutes.<\/p>\n
* Luke: “Is she the fat one?”
\nFriend: “You have a way with words.”<\/p>\n
* Given the large number of stupid accidents stupid people get into, it seems stupid to employ stupid people.<\/p>\n
* I’m not worried about North Korea. They only do what China tells them to do, and no more.<\/p>\n
* Oriental: “I was in NZ recently eating a meat pie at a table. a white NZer came up to me and dropped some chopsticks in front of me and said, do you need these? also, i was walking along a street in Auckland and some maori youths racially abused me for being asian. I’m not going back to NZ.”<\/p>\n
“I’m very disturbed by what’s happening in Cologne and equally disturbed that outrage seems to be channeled into whether the Star Wars monopoly has a female token.”<\/p>\n
“As for Asians in Australia, I think it is mainly still whites in managerial positions. The biggest race tension in Australia right now is Chinese buying too much baby formula.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
* I went to the physical therapist today for my tight hamstrings. PT: “So what do you do?” Luke: “I teach freedom of movement.” * If you want to get ahead in Hollywood, take Crescent Heights. I did five miles … Continue reading