{"id":8446,"date":"2009-03-12T07:43:49","date_gmt":"2009-03-12T15:43:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8446"},"modified":"2009-03-12T07:43:49","modified_gmt":"2009-03-12T15:43:49","slug":"topless-bathing-ban-sought-in-australia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8446","title":{"rendered":"Topless Bathing Ban Sought In Australia"},"content":{"rendered":"

On Aussie beaches, about a fifth of the women are topless. It’s quite a sight to behold. It’s sort of like walking in Beverly Hills and seeing all the luxurious sporty cars revving around. It makes one very hungry to connect.<\/p>\n

But down under, conservatives and Christians are trying to spoil the fun<\/a>. I suspect the Torah would be on their side. Is an Orthodox Jew allowed to go to the beach when many of the hot chicks are topless? I don’t think I want to know the answer to that question. Oh, the humanity!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

On Aussie beaches, about a fifth of the women are topless. It’s quite a sight to behold. It’s sort of like walking in Beverly Hills and seeing all the luxurious sporty cars revving around. It makes one very hungry to … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[590],"tags":[14477,16675,950,16673,16674],"class_list":["post-8446","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-torah","tag-hot-chicks","tag-oh-the-humanity","tag-orthodox-jew","tag-sporty-cars","tag-topless-bathing"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t