All of my life, with few exceptions, I have considered work a joke and I just can’t stop myself from making inappropriate jokes. Few of my bosses have appreciated this.<\/p>\n
(I worked in radio news for three years and never made an inappropriate joke on the air. I never got fired from KAHI\/KHYL. I quit in 1987 to concentrate on my schooling.)<\/p>\n
Almost everything at work seems like a joke to me. I can’t stop.<\/p>\n
Almost all of my bosses have hated this. They have kept complaining over the years, “Everything is a joke to you. Will you be laughing when I fire you?”<\/p>\n
I’m best suited for working for myself. <\/p>\n
My favorite topics for jokes are Muslims, homosexuals, pederasts and anything remotely sexual. <\/p>\n
I was telling a coworker a while ago that he should take his three boys to Neverland.<\/p>\n
Friend: “You have a problem, but it’s still funny.”<\/p>\n
The only way I find to get through prosaic tasks is by wondering aloud which groups I would vote off the island in which order.<\/p>\n
It just takes more willpower than I’ve got these days to suppress the phrase “queer with AIDS,” as in, “Sure, if I were a queer with AIDS, I’d be glad to help you with that.”<\/p>\n
Friend: “If you would just treat your mouth like your penis, maybe you could finally restrain your inappropriate words.”<\/p>\n
I said to this latino guy at work, “How’s your sister?” And he got all ticked off like I was about to suggest something immoral.<\/p>\n
Note to self: Never ask your boss if his mother was able to find sparks with his step-dad. <\/p>\n
I just put on my CPAP, got under the covers and then started snorting and spitting when I imagined myself saying to my latin friend, “Do you have any pictures of your sisters? I’m sure they’re very pretty just like you.”<\/p>\n
At my last job, my boss would fire me 3-5 times a day for inappropriate humor.<\/p>\n
I’m asking a representative sample of different groups, “Do you have any pictures of your sister?” and I will be charting their reactions. Which group do you think would react most negatively to such a question and what does that mean? <\/p>\n
So I was in the sauna last night getting mentored by my rabbi… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
All of my life, with few exceptions, I have considered work a joke and I just can’t stop myself from making inappropriate jokes. Few of my bosses have appreciated this. (I worked in radio news for three years and never … Continue reading