{"id":8353,"date":"2009-02-28T19:32:54","date_gmt":"2009-03-01T03:32:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8353"},"modified":"2009-02-28T19:39:47","modified_gmt":"2009-03-01T03:39:47","slug":"writing-a-gossip-column-for-the-los-angeles-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8353","title":{"rendered":"Writing A Gossip Column For The Los Angeles Times"},"content":{"rendered":"

ChaimAmalek<\/a>: If you do, I will take this as proof that there is an afterlife, and that Cathy Seipp interceded on your behalf.
\nChaimAmalek:  You are recession-proof
\nChaimAmalek:  And that could be yet ANOTHER book you could write – "How to be recession-proof"
\nChaimAmalek:  You’d be rich and famous if you did what I told you to do
\nChaimAmalek:  Every Bais Yakov girl in LA would be throwing herself at your tzitzit
\nChaimAmalek:  Rabbi Gershon’s edict would be repealed in your case, just so you could marry multiple women
\nChaimAmalek:  Whose wealthy fathers would gladly support you.
\nChaimAmalek:  If you did what I tell you
\nChaimAmalek:  The nihilist in me is really rockin’ this Barak Obama
\nChaimAmalek:  Taxing the stuffing out of the rich<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

ChaimAmalek: If you do, I will take this as proof that there is an afterlife, and that Cathy Seipp interceded on your behalf. ChaimAmalek:  You are recession-proof ChaimAmalek:  And that could be yet ANOTHER book you could write – "How … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[16501,4040,2226,1936,5750,29812,16502,1192],"class_list":["post-8353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-afterlife","tag-bais","tag-barak-obama","tag-cathy-seipp","tag-gossip-column","tag-los-angeles-times","tag-recession-proof","tag-tzitzit"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t