{"id":8353,"date":"2009-02-28T19:32:54","date_gmt":"2009-03-01T03:32:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8353"},"modified":"2009-02-28T19:39:47","modified_gmt":"2009-03-01T03:39:47","slug":"writing-a-gossip-column-for-the-los-angeles-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8353","title":{"rendered":"Writing A Gossip Column For The Los Angeles Times"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">ChaimAmalek<\/a>: If you do, I will take this as proof that there is an afterlife, and that Cathy Seipp interceded on your behalf.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; You are recession-proof<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; And that could be yet ANOTHER book you could write &#8211; &quot;How to be recession-proof&quot;<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; You&#8217;d be rich and famous if you did what I told you to do<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Every Bais Yakov girl in LA would be throwing herself at your tzitzit<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Rabbi Gershon&#8217;s edict would be repealed in your case, just so you could marry multiple women<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Whose wealthy fathers would gladly support you.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; If you did what I tell you<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; The nihilist in me is really rockin&#8217; this Barak Obama<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Taxing the stuffing out of the rich<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ChaimAmalek: If you do, I will take this as proof that there is an afterlife, and that Cathy Seipp interceded on your behalf. ChaimAmalek:&nbsp; You are recession-proof ChaimAmalek:&nbsp; And that could be yet ANOTHER book you could write &#8211; &quot;How &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8353\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[16501,4040,2226,1936,5750,29812,16502,1192],"class_list":["post-8353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-afterlife","tag-bais","tag-barak-obama","tag-cathy-seipp","tag-gossip-column","tag-los-angeles-times","tag-recession-proof","tag-tzitzit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8353","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8353"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8353\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}