{"id":8199,"date":"2009-02-10T08:48:23","date_gmt":"2009-02-10T16:48:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8199"},"modified":"2009-02-12T22:50:31","modified_gmt":"2009-02-13T06:50:31","slug":"guru-singh-is-tougher-than-the-rabbis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8199","title":{"rendered":"Guru Singh Is Tougher Than The Rabbis"},"content":{"rendered":"

I thought with Guru Singh<\/a> I was getting cheap grace and hot babes.<\/p>\n

The last part is correct, but his prescriptions for our life are rigorous.<\/p>\n

Last night he prescribed starting the day around 3 am with a hearty vomit, then following it up with a cold shower and stretching exercises.<\/p>\n

Oy ve!<\/p>\n

I was going ease into this routine with a cold finish to my morning shower but I forgot.<\/p>\n

I met one Sikh last night who told me he only showered in the backyard under a hose.<\/p>\n

I did that for a month four years ago when my bathroom was being repaired. I didn’t feel much spiritual benefit.<\/p>\n

I’m too tired right now to do any stretching exercises. Just typing this blog post is stretching my limits.<\/p>\n

Normally I eat my third meal of the day around 5 pm. Yesterday I skipped it thinking I was still full from my 1:30 pm lunch of oatmeal.<\/p>\n

Big mistake. I started feeling light-headed and giddy at yoga and couldn’t stop talking. I got the flushed excited over-extended feel I get when I am in a compulsive mood.<\/p>\n

PS. I misunderstood the Guru and owe him an apology. He doesn’t recommend starting the day with a vomit. He recommends brushing out your mouth with a toothbrush including the back of your throat until you retch a little bit, but it’s not a full-out technicolor yawn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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