{"id":819,"date":"2007-08-31T14:20:48","date_gmt":"2007-08-31T21:08:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=819"},"modified":"2007-12-08T14:25:18","modified_gmt":"2007-12-08T21:13:18","slug":"am-i-a-chicken-swinger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=819","title":{"rendered":"Am I A Chicken Swinger?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chaim Amalek writes: &quot;There is an article on kapporos in today&#8217;s NY Post and a few videos on the  practice on youtube. Where do you stand on this practice &#8211; do you hold with  RAMBAM, who declared it to be pagan in origin, or are a chicken swinger?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>I hold with the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org\/jsource\/biography\/Maimonides.html\">Rambam <\/a> about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org\/jsource\/Judaism\/kapparot.html\">chicken swinging<\/a> and I hold with the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Vilna_Gaon\">Vilna Gaon<\/a> opposing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ou.org\/chagim\/roshhashannah\/tashlich.html\">tashlich<\/a>. I also don&#8217;t grab my tzitzit and kiss them repeatedly in the mornings during the recitation of the three paragraphs following the shma.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t do all of the above for the same reason I like to get blowjobs (though I won&#8217;t let myself get them anymore because the Torah prohibits them) &#8212; they require no effort on my part.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m tired most of the time and I don&#8217;t like to expend effort on sex, women, religion or anything that does not gain me the maximum amount of attention (which gives me vital energy).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/seven\/08312007\/news\/regionalnews\/fowl_ritual.htm\">From NYPost.com<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>August 31, 2007 &#8212; Rabbis in Brooklyn&#8217;s Orthodox Jewish and Hasidic communities are taking a hard look at an annual religious ceremony in which the faithful swing live chickens over their heads.<\/p>\n<p>Called <em>kapparot<\/em>, the fowl-whirling event occurs each year between Rosh Hashana and Yom Kippur &#8211; which take place next month &#8211; and is meant to transfer the sins of the believer to the chicken, which is then sacrificed.<\/p>\n<p>But after a series of troubling incidents, in which birds were found improperly dumped after the ceremony, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has its feathers in a bunch.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;ve been circulating a video showing the chickens being tossed around like garbage in filthy conditions after a ceremony.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chaim Amalek writes: &quot;There is an article on kapporos in today&#8217;s NY Post and a few videos on the practice on youtube. Where do you stand on this practice &#8211; do you hold with RAMBAM, who declared it to be &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=819\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-819","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-judaism"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/819","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=819"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/819\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}