{"id":8162,"date":"2009-02-06T15:57:08","date_gmt":"2009-02-06T23:57:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8162"},"modified":"2009-02-06T15:59:08","modified_gmt":"2009-02-06T23:59:08","slug":"ex-masturbator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8162","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Ex-Masturbator&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you see me wearing one of these t-shirts and you start snickering, <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.jewishjournal.com\/thegodblog\/item\/looking_for_your_former_masturbator_t-shirt_20090206\/\">I&#8217;ll know you&#8217;re still engaged in the loathsome practice of self-abuse<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><embed height=\"522\" width=\"624\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/blip.tv\/play\/zW7n8HuHtG0\"><\/embed><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you see me wearing one of these t-shirts and you start snickering, I&#8217;ll know you&#8217;re still engaged in the loathsome practice of self-abuse:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[16091,16090],"class_list":["post-8162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sex","tag-masturbator","tag-self-abuse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8162"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8162\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}